I'm gonna die.

My brother was reading a book this evening and informed me that the book told him that when you fart your life gets shorter. True story. He said the book informed him that there is only so much air in a human body and one good floof could take away one year of your life. I feel like I've been cursed with gas. Not that anybody needs to know that. But since it's my blog and no one reads it I can! haha! So In light of that news I am pretty sure I will die at age 34. Maybe if I eat more beans I can knock it down to 29.

I never imagined I would die of over flatulence. I actually wanted to die of some incredible neat story that I could be all boasty over. Actually truth: I want to die with my spouse, I don't care how it is.

Ok. The first two paragraphs are slightly morbid. New note. A lighter happier one.

I was thinking about friends today. I am of the personal bias belief that my friends are the bst in the world! They are truly fantastic and have contributed to who I am today. I love them so much and in in debt to them.  Each one of them has left an impression. The thought crossed my mind of what if you mix them all together, all of their amazing qualities into one person. Of course that person would have some of their weaknessess. I thought to myself, 'self, that would be one incredible person.' Then all of a sudden this person sprung to life in my head. Can I just say, they were a tad bit pshychoatic. I mean can you imagine 12 differeant people shoved into one person. I mean....that's a little extreme. I feel like the man upstairs is much better at people making than I am. But that person is my head is really hilarious to talk to. Really really.

Oh and gotta put in a plug for Education Week. I truly know that God loves me. When I attended a class heavenly father gave me some tender mercies in the form of personal epipanies. I love to realize things about myself. Even if they are negitive. The man upstairs showed me things I needed to improve while the whole time allowing me to know that he loves me so much. Isn't that great! He loves me and wants me to be my best. I love him for it.