Laughable and noteworthy things!!!!

Noteworthy 1: I got a new phone! Well...I ordered a new phone and it should be here soon ish!!!

Laughable 1: While at work I saw a girl whose name was Gabby Goo. No joke. And one whose name was Holly Potter. Also no joke.

Noteworthy 2: This was my first saturday off in a long long time and it was great!!! I watched a movie and I worked on my room all day!! I am excited!!!

Laughable 2: One of my friends was over one day. I had just brought home some groceries from the store. My sister, my friend and I got into the chocolate milk. I decided I didn't like it but they did. My mom turned around from the stove to get some, looked at the empty bottle then at me and exclaimed "You little pig!! You drank all the milk!!!" My friend had just finished the last of it off and imideately went bright red in the face and started apologizing all over herself. The funniest thing was my moms reaction to the realization that she just called my friend a pig!!! I was laughing so hard!!!

Noteworthy 3: My car is getting fixed and should be done by Tuesday!!! So excited to have it back!!!

Laughable 3: I went to the D.I today to look for something. I was still in my work clothes from plastering the walls in my room, so I was kinda a lot messy! And I walked by this cute old man, he looked at my pants and said "You poor thing!" I walked away thinking it was hilarious!!!!

Thing 22 of 30.

A picture of something I wish I were better at:

 Basketball.

Playing the piano.

Being friendly.

Running on Tired Juice.

So. I'm awake and helping my sister who is also awake. Well. Actually we are both kinda awake. It's late and we are helping her write a paper. So homework plus late nights equals silly right? Yep. So as we were working on her paper these priceless morssels of delight spilled out onto the page. Enjoy.


In the beginging, there was man. Well. Kinda the beginning. It was like a few days after the real beginning. Cause on the first day there was light. And it was good. That is the real beginning. Cause it relates to babies too. In the beginning there is dark and light. We are in the dark. We are birthed into the light and it hurts our retinas. Cause come on, it was like a cave in the womb. So nice and cozy. And dark. That's why babies cry. Because of the light. But really. The baby grows into a man. So. There is the other beginning.



Nextly, there was woman. They come first in line but after man. How does that work? Everyone always says 'Ladies first' but we always come after men. We come from ribs. That's why they don't have any. That's why they are bad at carrying babies. Thats why the women birth babies. They have cave like insides.


Furthermore. I'd like to conclude that men, women and babies exist. The end.


Sigh.
 
 
and
 
 

Her cough is out of controll! It is eating Los Angelos!!! It can't be stopped!!! It has an unhealthy appetite for cough drops and pastrami!!!