Running on Tired Juice.

So. I'm awake and helping my sister who is also awake. Well. Actually we are both kinda awake. It's late and we are helping her write a paper. So homework plus late nights equals silly right? Yep. So as we were working on her paper these priceless morssels of delight spilled out onto the page. Enjoy.


In the beginging, there was man. Well. Kinda the beginning. It was like a few days after the real beginning. Cause on the first day there was light. And it was good. That is the real beginning. Cause it relates to babies too. In the beginning there is dark and light. We are in the dark. We are birthed into the light and it hurts our retinas. Cause come on, it was like a cave in the womb. So nice and cozy. And dark. That's why babies cry. Because of the light. But really. The baby grows into a man. So. There is the other beginning.



Nextly, there was woman. They come first in line but after man. How does that work? Everyone always says 'Ladies first' but we always come after men. We come from ribs. That's why they don't have any. That's why they are bad at carrying babies. Thats why the women birth babies. They have cave like insides.


Furthermore. I'd like to conclude that men, women and babies exist. The end.


Sigh.
 
 
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Her cough is out of controll! It is eating Los Angelos!!! It can't be stopped!!! It has an unhealthy appetite for cough drops and pastrami!!!